After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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