I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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