I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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