U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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