And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Randomize
