chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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