all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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