We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
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