i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
wow bdsm is so cute
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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