I only kidnapped one of them. chill
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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