you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
How's work?
Spinning.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
