I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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