You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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