pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
