we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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