If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Someone came in the potted fern
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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