Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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