I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
