Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
This gyro tastes like lonliness
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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