What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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