Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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