Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I'm bleeding and have questions
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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