Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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