All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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