we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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