Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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