Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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