My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
