You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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