it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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