Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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