question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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