it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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