I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She bit a glass in half.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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