Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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