they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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