Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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