You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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