He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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