guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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