Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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