FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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