I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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