shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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