Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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