i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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