What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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