okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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