sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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