Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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