everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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