I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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